My random page of random stuff and music c:

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via quick-sound-the-alarm)

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thebluelip-blondie:

save thiis because it will be deleted tbh

thebluelip-blondie:

save thiis because it will be deleted tbh

(Source: zxkxyxx, via somethingratchet)

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21 hours ago

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(via spaghetti-isnt-scary)

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2 days ago

demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(Source: trickygod, via spaghetti-isnt-scary)

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3 days ago

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

(via i-made-a-funny)

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3 days ago

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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(via i-made-a-funny)

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3 days ago

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

(via i-made-a-funny)

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3 days ago

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Source: taco-bell-rey, via i-made-a-funny)

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3 days ago
chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

(Source: 20aliens, via i-made-a-funny)

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3 days ago

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via i-made-a-funny)

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3 days ago
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